he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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