he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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