I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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