I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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