Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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