Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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