all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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