Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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