"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize
