I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You're so nebulous sometimes
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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