Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Randomize
