so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We talked him into tasing himself.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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