i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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