So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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