I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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