He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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