I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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