ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I need to wash the frat house off of me
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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