Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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