how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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