They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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