We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
