This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
