what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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