Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
nutella sex= disaster
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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