I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Randomize
