I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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