...so i touched it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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