You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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