alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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