He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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