I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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