Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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