i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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