Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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