is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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