I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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