how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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