just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
there is glitter all over my balls
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
