I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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