She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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