well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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