the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
