oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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