White coat. Heels.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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