But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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