girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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