I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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