So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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