My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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